Two woodpeckers on a sunny day……….?

Posted by admin on August 12th, 2010 filed in Garden Bird Control

An Indiana woodpecker and a Kentucky woodpecker were arguing about which state had the toughest trees.

The Indiana woodpecker said that they had a tree that no woodpecker could peck. The Kentucky woodpecker challenged him and promptly pecked a hole in the tree with no problem. The Indiana woodpecker was in awe.

The Kentucky woodpecker then challenged the Indiana woodpecker to peck a tree in Kentucky that was absolutely un-peckable. The Indiana woodpecker expressed confidence that he could do it and accepted the challenge. After flying to Kentucky, the Indiana woodpecker successfully pecked a hole in the tree with no problem.

The two woodpeckers were now confused. How is it that the Kentucky woodpecker was able to peck the Indiana tree and the Indiana woodpecker was able to peck the Kentucky tree when neither one was able to peck the tree in their own state? After much woodpecker pondering, they both came to the same conclusion:

Your pecker is always harder when you’re away from
home.


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13 Responses to “Two woodpeckers on a sunny day……….?”

  1. *bubblegum* Says:

    ?

  2. srena Says:

    Well, My ex-husband thought so too!!

  3. anonymous random guy Says:

    ew…

    O.o

    still, funny

  4. I'M A BALLER WHO'S BALLI Says:

    eew but funny

  5. Jenamarie Says:

    dude thats funny ass hell have anymore?

  6. Jacques Says:

    I thought it was going to be stupid, but I guess I was wrong.
    Good joke.
    8.5/10

  7. sweetcrazylady Says:

    OMG!!! best one 2day!!!

  8. WingIt Says:

    EEEEEEEUUUUUU!!!!
    but it is funny!!!!

  9. Rokai Says:

    o.O What the hell?
    Aren’t we supposed to guess at the answer to a question?
    What is there to answer?

    *shoots the retard asking*
    xDD

  10. Muffy Sundance Says:

    can’t believe I read it but funny. you get a star from me

  11. Goolia Says:

    ha! i get it!ew! i get it! well i’m from indiana and i’ll have to tell that one sometime.

  12. sasuXsaku4ever!!! Says:

    Hehe, funny. Probably true, too…

  13. Jordynn Says:

    i don’t get it… please someone explain.

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