How would YOU kill Sasuke (no logic required)?
Posted by admin on June 1st, 2010 filed in bird control productsI’d stuff chili peppers up every hole in his body and I’d tie him real good (don’t ask how, I just will), strip him of his clothes, and leave him dangling on a wire full of pigeons ready to evacuate (just above his fangirls).
If he escapes, I’ll make him run off a cliff with (spikes at the bottom) and while he tries to do some life-saving jutsu, the pigeons peck and crap on his eyes and he lands on the botton of the ravine.
NOTEs:
Not for Sasuke fans
For teh lulz
Will probably defy a law or two
No logic required as long as the goal is completed (i.e. killing Sasuke)
May make brain cell count diminish
Not for those with no sense of humour
I’m aware that not all hate Sasuke, so if you’d like to kill some other Naruto character, I won’t hold it against you. I just really don’t like Sasuke.
Yes, I do have too much time on my hands, but before you scold me, I am young, so I still have some of that to spare. 
I’m a Death Note fan, too! My bro likes Bleach, though. >:)
On a side note, I like FMA as well. :))
σιиκ ιм α cσω: The end of episode 161 shows him with only a small towel covering his butt, lol.
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June 1st, 2010 at 4:36 pm
Sasuke is one of my favorite characters but if I was extrermely bored and needed to kill him I would tie him on a cactus.Then I would mentally torture him by reminding him how good of a brother Itachi was,then make him read Orosasu,ItaSasu and SasuNaru fanfics to mentally scar him for life(better yet,make him watch all this with a genjutsu XD!).Oh,don’t forget the Miley Cyrus songs playing just to further annoy him!Then I would dress him as a steak,lock him in a cage with 1000 T-Rex,take some popcorn and watch the awesome fight that is about to begin!If he survives,I would let him take a break while he is locked in a room naked with all his fangirls and Tobi singing the song that never ends!Then,I would tie him at a pretty high metalic pole during a thunder storm and count how many thunders strike him!If he still won’t die,then I would tie him on a rocket-spaceship thingy and send him to space,just between two comets that are about to crush while Light is doing his super duper maniac laughter of doom!yep,that will kill him for sure!
June 1st, 2010 at 4:36 pm
I’d castrate him and make him eat that, then I’d cut him and stab him in Tsukyomi for 72 hours, and after I’m done with the genjutsu, I’d let Killer Bee rape him and use wasabi as lube, then I’d cut him up for real this time, then dip him in wasabi and then burn him :))
June 1st, 2010 at 4:36 pm
Sasuke is one of my favourite characters along with Kakashi but because Sasuke is emo i would tape him to a tree and force him to listen to happy music then write his name in the death note but before 40 seconds is over i would Stab him with my zanpaktou
XD sorry im also a BLEACH and DEATH NOTE fan
June 1st, 2010 at 4:36 pm
i dont wanna kill him, i just wanna slap him with a frozen fish across the face >:3
and wil hope it hurts lol
June 1st, 2010 at 4:36 pm
lmfao, "strip him off his clothes"
i think i would drool if i ever got the chance to do that xD
June 1st, 2010 at 4:36 pm
I’m gonna make him pick his nose with his chidori blade. But before that, I’m gonna shove a big-ass coal up his butt so that in a week I’m getting myslf a diamond.
I’ll make him search for and read all the NC17, M, R and R18 OroSasu and <insert weird pairing with Sasuke> fanfics.
If he refuses to do any of the above mentioned, I will glue his eyes open and force him to watch Dora, Blues Clues, Barney, Teletubbies, and all other shows that will be the fuel for his nightmares.
>:D
June 1st, 2010 at 4:36 pm
I will do everything you did twice over, and for 72 hours, for extreme pwnage.
June 1st, 2010 at 4:36 pm
I hate sasuke but I like SasuNaru.
Anyway, I’d like to do an autopsy while he’s breathing. ^_^
June 1st, 2010 at 4:36 pm
Tie him up to a pole naked and make him suffer from the fan girls? Teehee >;D
June 1st, 2010 at 4:36 pm
hey sasuke is my favorite character in naruto well of season 1 anyway but because I hardly saw him in shippuden I would get fire crackers and blow him to kingdom come hahahahahaha
June 1st, 2010 at 4:36 pm
id put his sorry, emo, cry baby ass in a ring against the great full metal alchemist. he’d be dead before he could say " you never had a family to begin with!" lol
June 1st, 2010 at 4:36 pm
i dont want sasuke to die, then sexy naruto’s life was almost completly wasted, though i dont care for sasuke, hes such a BASTARD!!!
June 1st, 2010 at 4:36 pm
eh he’s a highly annoying character but if he died i’d have to hear about it CONSTANTLY from my best friend who practically stalker obsessed with him so……. maybe something stupid like never ending, immortal, blood-sucking, rabid squirrels biting and attacking him for all of eternity while he’s trapped in the Eternal Prison from Blood Omen 2?? unless i think of something else that’s mindless and would be hilarious for me to watch^^
June 1st, 2010 at 4:36 pm
I hated that emo bastard he can fucking suck balls and die. The same for that bitch of a hoe Sakura.
They can both die together and burn in a pit of fucking lava. I hope Sasuke gets anally raped by that
Orochimaru.
If he keeps cutting himself enough to cause heavy bleeding then fine, I want to kill him with torture and have all his little fan-girls die with with him too.
Fuck you Sasuke, you pussy little emo bitch.
June 1st, 2010 at 4:36 pm
Na that’s too easy.
Logically? I would tie him down with means of draining his charka so that he couldn’t use any of his techniques while having a TV forcing him to watch 4Kids version of One Piece and a few other horrible Animes.
Then I would feed him just barely enough to keep him alive and allow a tree to grow underneath him.
At the same time, illogically, I would take a sword laced with the power of the creator and slice him up reeaaaaaaaaaaaaaal good.