A woodpecker contest?

Posted by admin on July 22nd, 2010 filed in Garden Bird Control

A Mexican woodpecker and a Canadian woodpecker were in Mexicoarguing about which place had the toughest trees. The Mexican woodpecker claimed Mexico had a tree that no woodpecker could peck.

The Canadianwoodpecker accepted his challenge and promptly pecked a hole in the tree with no problem.The Mexicanwoodpecker was amazed.

The Canadianwoodpecker then challenged the Mexican woodpecker to peck a tree inCanada that was absolutely ‘im-peckable’ (a term woodpeckers like to use). The Mexicanwoodpecker expressed confidence that he could do it and accepted the challenge.

The two flew to Canada where the Mexican woodpecker successfully pecked the so-ca lled ‘im-peckable’ tree almost without breaking a sweat.

Both woodpeckers were now terribly confused. How is it that the Canadian woodpecker was able to peck the Mexican tree, and the Mexican woodpecker was able to peck the Canadian tree, yet neither was able to peck the tree in their own country?

After much woodpecker pondering, they both came to the same conclusion: Apparently, your pecker gets harder when you’re away from home.


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7 Responses to “A woodpecker contest?”

  1. Talia T Says:

    He..he… lol haven’t heard that one. Weeeeeeee

  2. Galactic girl! Says:

    Lol

  3. Nanzz Says:

    hahah…

  4. Shieldgambit Says:

    very funny!

  5. ihatepenndot Says:

    juvenile, at best. e for effort, though.

  6. Y-U-STINK? Says:

    hehehe!!! funny! :)

  7. david b Says:

    good one

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