A joke with a moral ♥?
Posted by admin on August 16th, 2010 filed in Garden Bird ControlA Hawaii woodpecker and a California woodpecker were arguing about
which place had the toughest trees. The Hawaii woodpecker said Hawaii
had a tree that no woodpecker could peck. The California woodpecker
accepted his challenge, and promptly pecked a hole in the tree with no
problem. The Hawaiian woodpecker was in awe.
The California woodpecker then challenged the Hawaiian woodpecker to
peck a tree in California that was absolutely unpeckable. The Hawaiian
woodpecker expressed confidence he could do it, so accepted the
challenge. After flying to California, the Hawaii woodpecker
successfully pecked the tree with no problem.
So the two woodpeckers were now confused. How is it that the
Californian woodpecker was able to peck the Hawaiian tree and the
Hawaiian woodpecker was able to peck the Californian tree, but neither
one was able to peck the tree in their own state?
After much woodpecker-pondering, they both came to the same
conclusion - your pecker is always harder when you’re away from home.
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August 16th, 2010 at 5:03 am
LOL Reminds me of the other day I went into a pet shop and there was a parrot sitting on his perch wearing helmet and a pick axe under his wing.
I asked the owner why the parrot was wearing a helmet and had a pick axe under his wing
The owner said "oh he thinks he is a mynah bird"
August 16th, 2010 at 5:03 am
Boring.
August 16th, 2010 at 5:03 am
UUUHHH,,.. no,
August 16th, 2010 at 5:03 am
tsk-tsk
August 16th, 2010 at 5:03 am
Boooo =(
August 16th, 2010 at 5:03 am
yes thats great you know about ppl not being able to trust anyone and you become stiff and all. its really cool. just like ur heart stiffens in the longing to be withur ppl.
August 16th, 2010 at 5:03 am
LOL. I read this yesterday with Texas and Mississippi woodpeckers. LOL.
August 16th, 2010 at 5:03 am
LOL @ mynah bird
August 16th, 2010 at 5:03 am
very cute
August 16th, 2010 at 5:03 am
Aha! That is really good.
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